"Survival"
Episode One
Broadcast: 22 November 1989
Duration:
24 minutes 14 seconds
We race through a spiral of stars -- a galaxy -- the familiar form of the
TARDIS appears, wrapped in a sphere of energy.....it speeds away from
us......the galaxy forms a friendly, enigmatic face that winks at us......the
logo forms: “Doctor Who”.......
1: EXT. STREET -- PERIVALE, ENGLAND -- 1989 A.D.
A nice, sunny day in the English suburbs. The perfect day for washing your
car, in fact. And that’s just what a young blond-headed man is doing right
now, scrubbing his car with care.
Far above him on a wall behind a tree, unnoticed, is a black cat.
An old woman’s face appears at the open window of the house.
OLD WOMAN
Hey, your dinner’s on the table!
YOUNG MAN
All right, mum!
Still unnoticed, the cat hisses at the young man. We look at the young man
through the cat’s slit-irised eyes.....
A low growl echoes through the street. THIS the young man notices. He looks
up, as a stiff blast of wind tears past him....
YOUNG MAN
oh my god.....
He backs away, knocking over his bucket of soapy water. He starts running,
but the whatever-it-is that’s following him is keeping up (we’re looking
through it’s POV). He trips back -- the thing rushes at him --
YOUNG MAN
No -- NO --
A flash of light --
-- and an instant later, the street is empty. On the hood of a nearby car,
the cat slinks off.
At that moment, a long familiar wheezing and groaning sound appears.....and
the TARDIS materializes.....
Dorothy “Ace” McShane is the first out, her leather jacket slung over her
shoulder.
ACE
You had to pick a Sunday, didn’t you?
The Doctor is next out, and he locks the door behind him.
ACE (as they start down the road)
You bring me back to the
boredom capitol of the universe, you pick the one day of the week you can’t
even get a decent television program....
DOCTOR (putting the TARDIS key in his pocket and hefting his
umbrella)
As I recall, Ace, we came here at your request.
ACE
I just said I wondered what the old gang was up to! That’s
all! You didn’t have to bring us here....you could have dropped me out of
town, I could have phoned...I just wanted to see what my old mates were up
to.....
The Doctor is walking by the half-washed car. He noticed the spilled
bucket. The old woman is outside as well, looking worriedly around.....
ACE
You didn’t have to have the guided tour....
The Doctor stops, and picks the bucket back up. He tips his hat to the old
woman.
ACE
Come on, Professor!
The Doctor resumes his walk with Ace.
DOCTOR
So what’s so terrible about Perivale?
ACE
Nothing ever happens here.
2: EXT. HOUSE -- PERIVALE
Outside another house in the Perivale suburbs, a terrific racket is going
on. Bushes are shaking, the yowl of a cat can be heard....
A window opens, and another old woman peeks out.
OLD WOMAN #2
Wretched cats! Get out of my garden!! Go on, out!
OUT!! SHOO!! SHOO!!
The black cat leaps out of the bush, bolting across the green field, out of
sight.
3: EXT. FIELD -- PERIVALE
You can see the whole city from here. Ace and the Doctor take a good look
around as their walk continues.
ACE
How long since I was here?
DOCTOR
You’ve been away as long as you think you have.
ACE
I feel like I’ve been away forever.
The good Doctor looks bored.
DOCTOR
Any particular reason for coming here?
ACE
It’s Sunday. Some of the gang always comes up here on a
Sunday.
DOCTOR
What for?
ACE
Oh, I don’t know. Light a fire, muck about...you know.
The Doctor yawns.
ACE (clasps his shoulder)
Well, I told you it was dull. You don’t
have to hang around here. I’ll meet you back at the TARDIS if you want.
The Doctor starts to walk off.
DOCTOR
Oh, I’m sure I’ll find something to interest me.....
ACE (looks around)
Maybe they don’t come up here anymore.
The Doctor notes a couple pieces of litter on the ground. He picks a piece
up. A bent-up can of cat food. He sniffs it.
ACE
There’s no one around, is there? Nothing but tin cans and
stray cats.
The Doctor sticks his umbrella into a piece of manure.
DOCTOR
And horses.
ACE
Horses? In Perivale? Don’t be stupid.
The Doctor sniffs at the can again, uncertain....
4: ANOTHER FIELD -- PERIVALE
A bunch of kids are playing football. And from the reeds, watching, is the
cat. A kid falls in front of the cat.....the kid gets up....the cat’s eyes
narrow....
5: SOMEWHERE ELSE....
A man’s eyes suddenly turn glowing yellow.
MAN
Show me.
6: ANOTHER FIELD -- PERIVALE
The cat slowly turns his head to follow the boy. Its’ eyes, we notice, is
the same shade of green.
7: SOMEWHERE ELSE....
MAN (his voice strangely distorted)
No...no sport for you here.
8: EXT. HORSENDEN HILL -- PERIVALE
The kids with the football run downhill past the Doctor, who is consulting
a public map. He looks over at Ace, who’s just hung up a pay phone in disgust.
ACE
No one home. Are you really fed up?
DOCTOR
Hmm.
ACE
Do you mind if I just trot down to the youth club?
DOCTOR
Hmm.
Ace and the Doctor walk off. The cat shoots by a second later....
9: INT. YOUTH CLUB
The Doctor and Ace enter the hangout....but....
ACE
Where is everyone?!?
....it's deserted. And it apparently has been for some time.
Ace suddenly walks over to a bulletin board, filled with torn-up posters
and messages of various stripes, gouged into the wood.
ACE
Look at this. We used to have the coffee bar here. What’s
happened to the coffee bar? (sigh) I mean, it always was a dump, but at least
you could meet people....
The Doctor walks around the back. He cracks open a door with his umbrella
--
-- revealing a fully equipped gym. A pair of guys in tights are wrestling
on the floor as a few others watch.
DOCTOR
Ace?
He points with his umbrella. She comes over and has a look. We notice a
middle-aged, balding, mustachioed guy in army fatigues with the wrestlers and
the audience.
ARMY GUY
Well go on! Go on lad, what are you waiting for?
WRESTLER
I’ve beaten him, Sarge!
ARMY GUY
Oh, you think we’re playing games, do you? Let’s
Pretend, eh? Is that it? Is that what you’re going to do to help some villain,
some mugger? Help him up, dust him down, shake hands?!? Go on!
The wrestler (who can’t be any older than Ace) slams his similarly-young
opponent’s face into the mat. We notice that all the tight-wearing audience
are similiarly teenaged. The group applauds.
ARMY GUY
That’s better. That’s it. You all right, son?
WRESTLER #2 (rubbing his cheek)
Yes, sir.
ARMY GUY
You sure? Let me see that. You okay?
The wrestlers get up, and the army guy has a look at the injured wrestler.
ARMY GUY
Right, you go get cleaned up.
The wrestler walks off, and the army guy spots the Doctor and Ace.
ARMY GUY
I’ll be with you in a minute.
The Doctor tips his hat.
ARMY GUY (to the wrestlers)
Okay, lads. Shake hands, and ehh,
we’ll see you next week, okay?
The wrestlers shake hands and start out of the club.....with the exception
of the first wrestler, who looks like he’s about to cry.
ARMY GUY
What?
WRESTLER (starts off)
I’d already beat him, Sarge!
SARGE (shoves him, continually poking a finger in the wrestler’s
chest)
Oh, you think I’m too hard, do you? Pushing you too hard, am I? Have
you ever heard of “survival of the fittest,” son? Eh? Have you ever heard of
that? Life’s not a game, son. Here, I’m teaching you the art of survival. I’m
teaching you to fight back. What happens when life starts pushing you around,
son, eh? What’re you gonna do then?
The young man’s fist flashes across the air -- the Sarge effortlessly
catches it.
SARGE (laughs)
That’s better. You all right now, eh? You all
right?
WRESTLER
All right, Sarge.
SARGE
Good. Off you go, then.
The Sarge lets him go, then picks up his jacket from a punching bag.
DOCTOR
“Survival of the fittest.” Rather a glib generalization,
don’t you think? Survival of what, Mister, er...?
SARGE (puts his jacket on)
Sergeant Paterson. You show me a
better way of surviving, and I’ll give it a go.
ACE (as the Doctor walks off)
Where’s everyone else?
SARGE
Who you looking for, luv?
The Doctor steps out and walks back to the bulletin board.
ACE (O.S.)
Everyone! Everyone used to hang around here on
Sundays. This was the only place you could get out of the house and out of the
weather....
Ironically, one of the posters on the bulletin board advertises “Cats.” The
Doctor seems more than a bit disturbed by it.
Meanwhile, Ace is still talking to the Sarge...
SARGE
Well, it’s self-defense every Sunday afternoon now. I don’t
know what happened to the rest. (pauses, looks oddly at her) Don’t I know you
from somewhere?
ACE (a bit too quickly)
I don’t think so.
SARGE
Oh, that’s right. The police let you off with a warning,
didn’t they? You were lucky.
Back at the bulletin board, the Doctor notices something at the front door,
looking back at him. The black cat.
ACE (O.S.)
Listen, I’m just looking for my friends, okay?
SARGE (O.S.)
I don’t think you’ll have much luck then.
The Doctor walks over to the outer door, kneels down, and stares at the
cat. The cat matches his intense stare exactly.
10: SOMEWHERE ELSE....
MAN
Ahhhh......
11: INT./EXT. YOUTH CLUB
The Doctor looks back at the other door. The Sarge and Ace are coming up to
him now.
SARGE
I think you’ll find most of your crowd have moved on.
ACE
Moved to where?
SARGE
Well, I think you’d have a better idea of that than me luv,
eh? Where’ve you been hiding yourself?
ACE
Around.
SARGE
Your mum had you listed as a missing person. You don’t give
a toss, do you? I dunno...four kids gone missing just this month....vanished
into thin air.
The Doctor’s ears prick up at this....Ace looks stung by Sarge’s words....
SARGE
It’s the parents I feel sorry for. Doesn’t cost much to
phone, luv. Tenpence, is all --
Ace has heard enough. She starts for the door, flinging her jacket on.
ACE
Come on, Doctor.
The cat bolts as Ace reaches the door. She runs out.
SARGE
I wouldn’t be that age again if you paid me. Would you?
DOCTOR
I can’t remember. It’s too long ago.
The Sarge snorts and walks out. The Doctor follows.
SARGE
What a world to be young again in, eh? Only thing I can do
is teach ‘em to fight. That way, they’ll fight or go under.
The Doctor’s eyes are riveted on where the cat went. The Sarge unchains his
motorbike from a post.
SARGE
Half of them go under anyway around here. Can’t save ‘em.
Wasters.
DOCTOR
Tell me Sergeant, do you have a problem with strays?
SARGE
Stray what?
DOCTOR
Cats!!
SARGE
I wouldn’t know. It’s hardly a priority around here.
ACE (nearby leaning against a tree, loudly and disgusted)
Come
on, Doctor!
SARGE
Doctor, eh? (pokes the Doctor’s chest) You’re not in the
best of shape yourself though, are ya? You ought to build yourself up. You
know, I teach a class around here Monday nights for the older men.
DOCTOR (walking off, flustered)
I’m going to see a man about a
cat.
Ace smiles at the Doctor’s discomfort. The two walk away from the club.
SARGE (calling after them)
Remember, keep fit! And self-defense!
One finger can be a deadly weapon!
As the two walk out of view, the cat hisses after them....
12: EXT. STREET -- PERIVALE
The two are now in a commercial district. Nearby, a news stand proclaims
“LOCAL WOMAN STILL MISSING -- POLICE ABANDON HOPE!” And there’s no one in
sight....
ACE
It still looks the same. Dead. We’re the only life there ever
was around here.
The Doctor notices the news stand headline. His eyes narrow.
Ace pauses at the door of a restaurant -- “Drayton Court.”
ACE
I should have tried in here first, right? I wasn’t thinking.
Back in a sec!
She runs in, as the Doctor rereads the headline with a creased brow. He
then turns and enters the convenience store the stand’s in front of....
13: INT. CONVENIENCE STORE
The Doctor takes a hand basket -- then pauses, overhearing a conversation
between the store owner (reading a tabloid) and a stock worker in the back.
STOCKER
Taking Sunday off? Do you think I wanna do it?
STORE OWNER
You think I wanna do it? You think I want to give up
my one day of rest to come in here and stand behind a cash register?
STOCKER
Standing behind a till all day can do your back in. I saw
something about it on the news last night....
The Doctor walks over to the cat food aisle, looking it over.
STORE OWNER
Yeah. It’s a jungle, though, right?
STOCKER
Yeah. Survival of the fittest, mate.
STORE OWNER
I mean, all these other shops are open, aren’t they?
Where’d you think we’d be if we didn’t join here?
STOCKER (walks over to where the Doctor is)
Down the plughole.
Down the plughole without a paddle, mate. (to the Doctor) Can I help you?
DOCTOR
Yes. (points to the cans) Which do you think they’d
prefer?
STORE OWNER (joins them)
What?
DOCTOR
Well, these brands. Which one do you think our feline
friends will find particularly....irresistable?
STOCKER (pulls out a couple of cans marked “Furry”)
Well, if you
believe our advertisers, this is the one preferred by your cat connoisseur.
The Doctor takes the two cans of Furry.
STORE OWNER (pulls out a couple cans of another brand, dumping it in
the Doctor’s arms)
And that one has a taste all cat owners who really care
put in a dish.
STOCKER (pulls out yet another brand, dumping it on the
Doctor)
Whereas these ones have the smell that drives a tabby cat wild.
The Doctor’s arms are filled to near bursting.
STORE OWNER
No, no, no. That’s an aftershave ad.
STOCKER
Is it?
STORE OWNER (to himself)
Or is it for cats?
STOCKER
All I know is, my Tiger prefers cheese.
DOCTOR (lights up)
Cheese! Ahh yes....
The Doctor moves off toward the dairy section.
STOCKER
It’s the law of the jungle, mate, isn’t it now?
STORE OWNER
Hmm. There’s these two blokes, right? In a tent, in
the jungle....
STOCKER
You got another one for me, huh? Go on then, go on....
STORE OWNER
It’s really dark, and they hear this terrible noise
outside the tent. This terrible roaring noise. And one bloke turns to the
other bloke and he says, “Did you hear that?”
STOCKER (misunderstanding)
What?
STORE OWNER
I said, “Did you hear that?”
STOCKER
Oh, right, right, yeah....
STORE OWNER
“That was a lion.”
The Doctor, checking out a choice piece of cheese, snaps alert and cocks
his head to the story.
STORE OWNER
And the other bloke, he doesn’t say anything. He just
starts putting on his running shoes. The other bloke turns to him and says,
“What’re you doing? You can’t outrun a lion!” The bloke turns to him and he
says, “I don’t have to outrun the lion...”
STOCKER
Ha ha ha.....don’t get it.
DOCTOR
He doesn’t have to outrun the lion. Only his friend. Then
the lion catches up with his friend and eats him. The strong survive, the weak
are killed. The law of the jungle.
STOCKER
Oh yeah. Very clever.
DOCTOR
Yes, very clever. If you don’t mind losing your friend.
Strangely, we’re suddenly seeing the Doctor, store owner, and stocker
through the cat’s POV -- but the cat would be behind the cans on the
shelf.....
....and even stranger, the Doctor seems to be looking right at the cat.
DOCTOR
But what happens when the next lion turns up?
STORE OWNER
What next lion?
The Doctor points directly at the cat -- who erupts out of the shelf,
blasting past the startled store owner and sprinting out of the store in a
blur.
DOCTOR (taking the cat food and cheese out the door)
I think
you’d better get your running shoes on, gentlemen.
14: EXT. STREET
Ace is sitting at a table outside the restaurant, slumped head on arms,
bored to tears. A can of diet soda sits on the table before her. The Doctor
comes out of the convenience store with the food.
DOCTOR
Did you find your friends, then?
ACE
No one even remembers them.
The Doctor glances over at that news headline again.
DOCTOR (uncertain)
I’m sure I’ve forgotten something....
The store owner comes out.
STORE OWNER
Hey! Haven’t you forgotten something?
DOCTOR
Yes...
STORE OWNER (holds out his hand)
Money.
The Doctor thinks about it.
DOCTOR (shakes his head)
No, it wasn’t that.....
He walks over to the table. He notices a pile of coins by the can of soda.
ACE
I got lucky on the fruit machine.
DOCTOR
Lucky?
ACE
Well, they’re all fixed anyway, those machines.
15: INT. CONVENIENCE STORE -- BACK ROOM
Wielding a flashlight, the stocker walks into the storage area of the
store.
STOCKER
Tiger? Psst psst? Here boy. Tiger? Psst psst psst....
He suddenly spots something on the floor. His face twists with revulsion.
STOCKER
God....LEN!!
Len (the store owner) runs in.
LEN
What is it?
The stocker directs his attention to the floor.
STOCKER
Something’s eaten Tiger.
From what we see on the floor, that’s an understatement....
16: EXT. STREET -- PERIVALE
At the door of another store, a skanky young woman shakes a collection cup
marked “Hunt Saboteurs.” Ace and the Doctor (now carrying his food in a bag)
runs up. The woman lights up as she recognizes Ace.
ACE
Ange!!
ANGE
Oh....hi, Ace! I thought you were dead!
ACE
What?
ANGE
That’s what they said. Either you were dead, or you’d gone
to Birmingham. (looks at the Doctor, who’s looking around nervously) Who’s he?
ACE
Oh, a friend of mine.
ANGE
Oh. So you back to see your family?
ACE
No.
ANGE
So what you doin’ here? You’re well out of this dump.
ACE
I just wanted to see my friends, catch up a bit.
ANGE
Oh.
ACE
So where is everyone?
ANGE
Who?
ACE
Jay?
ANGE
Dunno. Moved over west someplace. Think he’s doing window
cleaning, that’s what I think.
The Doctor hunts over a small table before the shop. He picks up a book
about cats, then a scratching post....
ACE
Stevie?
ANGE
Oh, he’s gone.
DOCTOR (to himself)
Where are they all coming from...?
ACE
Flo?
ANGE
Married Darth.
ACE
Darth Vader, the brain-dead plumber? Flo??
ANGE
Yeah. Makes you think, eh?
Ace laughs.
ACE
What about Shreela?
ANGE
Oh, she’s gone.
ACE
Midge?
ANGE
He’s gone, too.
ACE
Gone? What’dya mean, gone?
ANGE
Well, I dunno! Gone! Vanished!
ACE
People don’t just vanish.
ANGE
You did.
ACE
Yeah, well that’s different.
ANGE
Is it?
ACE
Yeah. So when did they go?
ANGE
Dunno....last month?
ACE
What?!?
ANGE
Well, Midge and Stevie went last month. Shreela went last
week, and they had to scrape her mom off the ceiling. Funny though, I always
thought she got along with her family....
ACE
This doesn’t make sense....
ANGE
That’s what I said. Know what I reckon?
ACE
What?
ANGE
UFOs. They whisk ‘em off and do experiments on them like we
do on animals. Fancy cutting Stevie up to see what’s inside him....
Ace giggles.
ANGE (nudges her with the cup)
Well, come on, give us tenpence,
then!
Ace obliges. Ange shakes the cup at the Doctor.
DOCTOR (reads the name)
Not a very efficient way to hunt, is it?
All that noise and pantomime just to slaughter one little animal. No, if
you’re going to hunt, you stalk your prey. You observe it, so you can take it
by surprise. And then you don’t kill too many -- cover your tracks, so you
don’t leave a smell....can you smell that?
Both girls are looking at him like he’s nuts.
ANGE
Can’t. Hay fever.
ACE
What are you talking about, Professor? Something going on
here?
DOCTOR (walks off)
Not sure.....
ANGE (to Ace)
Is he...?
ACE
Professor!!
DOCTOR (to himself)
When is a cat not a cat.....? When it builds
its own catflap!
He yanks a can of cat food from his bag.
DOCTOR
Bait, Ace. Bait.
The Doctor walks off.
ACE
Hang on, Professor!
She waves goodbye to the young woman, who waves back. Then she follows the
Doctor out of sight.
17: SOMEWHERE ELSE....
MAN (his eyes glowing yellow)
Show me. Show me....
18: EXT. YET ANOTHER STREET -- PERIVALE
A beefy young jogger is running down the sidewalk. The cat sits on a nearby
wall, watching him.
19: SOMEWHERE ELSE....
MAN
Yes, he’ll do very well.....
20: EXT. STREET
A shadow passes over the jogger as he crosses the street. The wind, the
roar -- he falls back -- flash of light --
And again, an empty street.
21: EXT. ANOTHER STREET -- PERIVALE
The Doctor and Ace continue on down the road...
ACE
I can’t believe he said that, you know! That T.A. Twit. (sits
up on a wall) I reckon that was well out of order. “Tenpence.” I mean, even if
I could’ve phoned, which I couldn’t really --
The Doctor has knelt down on the ground, pulling a can out of cat food out
of the bag.
ACE (con’t)
-- dy’a think anyone would’ve listened to me?
DOCTOR (to himself)
Hello, cat.....
ACE
It was just that time. Just the whole crowd.....(grins) we
had a really good laugh. I can’t believe everyone just disappeared...
The Doctor works furiously at the ground, opening up a dish of Sheba cat
food. Ace just now notices he hasn’t been listening.
ACE
Professor?
DOCTOR (holds out his hand)
Tin opener?
Ace pulls out a can opener, and hands it to the Doctor. He starts to open
the can of “Furry.”
ACE
Professor?
DOCTOR
Hmm?
ACE
Are you listening to me?
DOCTOR (effort as he tries to open the can)
Quiet, Ace....I’m
concentrating...
Ace rolls her eyes and walks off. He starts spooning large dollops of Furry
onto the ground. She looks back, shakes her head, and walks on. The Doctor
grabs his umbrella and hides behind a fence.
Eventually, a white-and-brown cat walks up and starts dining on the Sheba.
DOCTOR (frustrated)
No, you’re not the one I’m after....
Behind him at a house, a woman taps on her window from inside.
WOMAN
What are you doing?
DOCTOR (waves at her)
Shhh....quiet! (to the cat) Shoo!
The cat runs off. The Doctor sighs.
22: EXT. PLAYGROUND
Ace is sitting forelorn on an old spinning chair. As she moves around, her
eyes fall upon --
-- the black cat.
She gets up and walks over to it, holding her hand out. She picks the cat
up, moving it over to a tire swing. The cat hisses....jumps out of her grip,
running off....Ace sighs, sitting back on the swing.....
The wind starts up.....that loud growl is heard again....Ace turns, and
sees what’s been stalking the people.
A humanoid on a horse. Except that humanoid has the head, arms and growl of
a cheetah.
Any other person would scream at this point. Ace says “Wow.”
The cheetah person leans in close, snarling at her.
Ace gets the idea that this guy doesn’t like being told “Wow.” She starts
running, leaping atop the spinning chair as the horse gallops at her. She
leaps off the chair, bolts to a slide -- then to another -- the horse keeps up
with her --
She puts herself in one of those dome-shaped swinging bar cages. Now the
cheetah person can’t get at her without jumping off the horse.....
23: EXT. STREET
At the fence, the Doctor winces -- a brown dog is coming up to the cat food
trap.
DOCTOR
Go on, go away! Go on! Shoo! Dog, go away!!
The dog doesn’t listen.
ACE (O.S.)
DOCTOR!!!!
The Doctor suddenly double-takes -- he runs in front of the fence, down the
road --
24: EXT. PLAYGROUND
The cheetah person’s still riding around Ace.
ACE
DOCTOR!!!!
This guy ain’t going anywhere -- she’ll have to risk it. She dives out of
the dome, running across the field -- the jet black horse effortlessly keeps
up, catches up -- a flash of light --
25: EXT. ?????
-- and Ace is suddenly somewhere else entirely.
She’s at the top of a rocky slope. On pure instinct, she runs down the
slope, diving for the ground.
26: EXT. PLAYGROUND
The Doctor arrives to find nothing but an empty playground. He’s almost
breathing fire, he’s so mad.
DOCTOR
So, they’ve taken you away...taken you off the
planet....but I’ll find you....
27: EXT. ?????
Rocky slopes are far as the eye can see. Purple, cloudy skies. And a smoke
column, rising in the far distance....
Ace pulls herself up. She suddenly notices, half hidden behind a bush, two
black cats and --
-- a dead man, holding a sponge. The car washer, his eyes open.
Ace forces back a wave of nausea. From behind her, several feet away, the
cheetah person and horse appears. He lets out a howl -- Ace bolts again, as
the horse starts down the slope towards her....
28: EXT. STREET
The Doctor races back to the site of his cat trap. And this time, the cat
chowing down is pure black.
DOCTOR (reaches an arm out for it)
Gotcha....
Just as he’s about to snatch it by the scruff, a beefy arm yanks him back
-- it’s the Sarge!
SARGE
Now what do you think you’re up to?
DOCTOR
Sergeant--!!!
The cat bolts away. The Doctor looks ready to slug the Sergeant.
SARGE
I’ve heard complaints--
DOCTOR
What’s that to do with you?!?
SARGE
Neighborhood Watch!
DOCTOR
I’ve got no time for that!! I’ve got to catch that cat!
The Sarge’s steel arms keep the Doctor locked firmly in place.
SARGE
You’re a public nuisance --
DOCTOR
Will you leave me go -- ?!?
SARGE
Now don’t be stupid, and don’t get yourself into real
trouble!
Aw, the hell with this. The Doctor presses a thumb against the Sarge’s
forehead. The Sarge drops like a sack of rocks.
DOCTOR (snide imitation of the Sarge)
One finger can be a deadly
weapon.
He runs off. The Sarge gets back on his feet.
29: EXT. ?????
Ace is still in a losing chase with the cheetah person. Her breath’s almost
gone, and she finally slips and falls in a sand dune. The horse comes to a
halt beside her. The cheetah man dismounts, slowly approaching....
VOICE
Go away! Get away from here! GET AWAY FROM HERE!!
Suddenly there’s a young guy rushing out of a grove of trees. The cheetah
person takes off after him. He’s on him in two large strides, forces him down,
sinks its fangs into him.....
Ace grabs a rock....
The cheetah person turns, blurs past Ace, knocking her to the ground before
she can use the rock, is back on his horse, riding over to the young man,
picking him up, slinging him over the horse’s back, riding off......
WOMAN’S VOICE
Ace.....
A bedraggled young woman appears from the trees. Ace jumps up.
ACE
SHREELA!!
She runs over to the woman.
SHREELA
Ace, you shouldn’t have run....they always go for you if
you run.....
She pulls Ace toward the trees.
30: EXT. STREET -- PERIVALE
The Doctor is on his hands and knees now, stalking that black cat. He
approaches a pair of garbage cans.....
DOCTOR
Why don’t you come out and we’ll talk about this sensibly,
hmm?
The cat leaps out of the garbage. The Doctor jumps upright and starts
running after it again. In the distance behind him, the Sarge becomes visible
on his bike.
SARGE
HEY, COME BACK!! COME BACK HERE!!
31: EXT. FOREST -- ?????
Shreela leads Ace through the forest, to where a pair of leather-jacket
wearing young men are sitting around a campfire.
ACE
Midge!!
MIDGE
Hi, Ace. Long time.
ACE
Is Stevie here too?
SHIRELLA
He was.
MIDGE
Stevie? He’s cat food, isn’t he?
SHREELA (as the two guys chuckle)
Stop it.
MIDGE (indicates the other guy)
This is Derek. He’s doing very
well. He’s been here three weeks. Only got flesh wounds.
SHREELA (moves over to the fire)
We’ll have to move on soon. They
hunt at night sometimes....
MIDGE
They can see in the dark. You can’t see them....just their
eyes.
Shreela and Derek share a haunted look. Midge....well, sullen doesn't quite
seem to describe it....
ACE
Just as well I’m here. You need some sorting out, you know?
32: EXT. STREET -- PERIVALE
The Doctor’s huffing and puffing, but finally the cat’s in sight -- sitting
on another wall. The Doctor climbs atop it, crawling toward the cat, arm out
--
The Sarge’s arm clamps down like a vise on the Doctor’s ankle!!!
SARGE
GOT YA!!
DOCTOR
GET OFF!!
The cat jumps off the wall -- a flash of light -- the Doctor gets yanked
off the wall --
33: EXT. ?????
And suddenly the Doctor and the Sarge are lying in the sand, on that
mystery planet.
DOCTOR
You stupid --
A growl interrupts him. A cheetah man, lying on the ground with them,
chowing down on some bloody meat.
The two freeze.
SARGE
Where the hell are we?
DOCTOR
Shut up, and we may survive.
The Doctor and Sarge get up, walking -- not running -- away from the
feeding cheetah man. They find themselves before a pair of tents. Another pair
of cheetah men appear, approaching but not attacking. The two continue walking
backwards, herded by the cheetah men towards one of the tents. Realizing this,
the Doctor uses his umbrella and lifts the tent flap.
Behind it is the mystery man who’s been controlling the cat. A goateed,
familiar face.
The Master.
MASTER
Why, Doctor.....what an unexpected pleasure.
And before the Doctor’s own, the Master’s eyes change from human....to the
glowing yellow of the cheetah people.......
(Cue DW Theme)
(End credits play over spinning galaxy)
The Doctor
SYLVESTER MCCOY
Ace
SOPHIE ALDRED
The Master
ANTHONY AINLEY
Paterson
JULIAN HOLLOWAY
Karra
LISA BOWERMAN
Harvey
NORMAN PACE
Len
GARETH HALE
Midge
WILL BARTON
Shreela
SAKUNTALA RAMANEE
Derek
DAVID JOHN
Stuart
SEAN OLIVER
Ange
KATE EATON
Woman
KATHLEEN BIDMEAD
Theme music composed by
RON GRAINER
Incidental music
DOMINIC GLYNN
Special sound
DICK MILLS
Production Manager
GARY DOWNIE
Production Assistant
VALERIE WHISTON
Assistant Floor Managers
STEPHEN GARWOOD
LEIGH
POOLE
Visual Effects Designer
MALCOLM JAMES
Video Effects
DAVE CHAPMAN
Vision Mixer
SUSAN BRINCAT
Graphics Designer
OLIVER ELMES
Properties Buyer
NICK BARNETT
Engineering Manager
BRIAN JONES
OB Cameramen
PAUL HARDING
ALAN JESSOP
Videotape Editor
HUGH PARSON
Lighting
IAN DOW
Sound
LES MOWBRAY
SCOTT TALBOT
Costume Designer
KEN TREW
Make-up Designer
JOAN STRIBLING
Script Editor
ANDREW CARTMEL
Production Associate
JUNE COLLINS
Designer
NICK SOMERVILLE
Producer
JOHN NATHAN-TURNER
Director
ALAN WAREING
© BBC MCMLXXXIX
Transcribed by
Christopher G.
"Nightowl" McElroy
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